Davido is taking President Buhari’s thunder. Earlier today he was shaking hands with United States president Trump and all we can talk about is OBO.
First he releases a song for his girlfriend on her birthday, then he buys her a porshe. While Nigerians were still trying to catch their breath, he drops the music video for assurance.
He has shut down the news cycle. (Chioma) is trending, her song (assurance) is also trending. Everyone is talking about the cost of her new car ( Porsche) and her boyfriend (Davido) who made it all happen.
Here’s is how various groups of Nigerians are reacting to the story.
The Unhappy Slay queens
Some babes right now are looking looking at their men like dude you can do better
A twitter user @Omablue lamented to no one in particular: Davido bought chioma a Porsche worth 45m. common iPhone I asked you for and you will say i am materialistic…thunder fire you there
The backlash got her to delete the message but you can imagine she speaks the minds of so many slay queens who think “bae” needs to step up.
The witches and wizards
Some people are simply convinced it can only be jazz (black Magic) that would make Davido to be so in love with Chioma. maybe its because good things don’t come to them naturally except they pay a visit to Babalawo.
I still don't believe this whole "Chioma" thing is real…. Davido may just be under some tough jazz….
— Sly – Forca barca! (@stivyeffect) May 1, 2018
Well, it takes a witch to know a witch
The well wishers
We are grateful that people like this still exist. It’s hard these days to see someone in Nigeria that can say a good prayer for you without throwing some shade. This group only have good wishes and prayers for Davido and chioma
In response to Linda’s twitter post, Richard responded by showering prayers.
When a boy finally finds a real woman, he becomes a man overnite and make that woman his Queen then showers her with unending luv, lets hail Mr Davido and thumps up to Chioma. God bless their Union! Some ladies should tap the anointing from Chioma……
— Richard Akpakpan (@kostagee) May 1, 2018
For the men who believe that women belong in the kitchen or bedroom, Davido has given them ammunition, they now think that girls are commodities that can be bought with a porshe if they cook, behave well and tolerate all the cheating + baby mamas
After shouting, " A woman's place is not in the kitchen, so if i don't want to cook for him, I wont" Girls are now looking for a Davido to cook for. *Laughs in feminism. Oh well what do I know. #Assurance #davido pic.twitter.com/RGfwgovZrW
— Mz_Niola (@ehnieeorlarh) May 1, 2018
Some one anonymously commented – Money is not Love. If you’re broke, your girl will threaten to leave you for liking another girl’s picture on IG . But Chioma stayed through 2 Baby Mamas . She deserves the Porsche.
The relationship experts
Like every blog has the Davido story, so the comment sections is filled with Aristotle(s). Everyone is offering up words of wisdom, etc.
So while we all are excited about @iam_Davido assurance gift to his bae Chioma.
I hope Nigerian girls remember that he only gave it because he could afford it.
Don't start asking for assurance Porsche from your boyfriend who just started working last month. #Assurance #chioma
— Melanie Tejiri Idehen (@melanieforbz) May 1, 2018
@ Lilo also comments ” I can’t for the life of me take a 25 yr old with 3 baby mamas seriously. This too shall pass. Chichi- now is the time to double up on the pill
These unbelievers think chioma is nothing but a gold digger sticking around after two side chicks because there is money to spend.
True love means money for most Nigerian girls.
That's why they envy Chioma, because the love Davido is showering on her comes with money.
— Dr. (@Steadi_lady) May 1, 2018