5 Cringe worthy moments you must have missed at the Royal wedding

The press are afraid to admit they dont quite like Meghan Markle’s dress.

It was such an anti-climax; The hype for the dress was unprecedented, it was trending all morning. Everyone was waiting with so much expectation, then Meghan Markel steps out of the car with a plain satin sheet wrapped around her body.

Fashion enthusiasts are struggling to classify her dress. First awkward silence, then words like “simplicity”  “understated”  “minimalist” start flying around. Say it as it is guys, the dress is not ugly, but she can do better. Girl you will have to account for tax payer’s money. #cringe worthy

Conspiracy theorist abound

Ok so there was an empty seat next to prince Williams, and everyone got emotional assuming that it was a tribute to late princess Diana. Infact Royal wedding twitter were weeping and gnashing their teeth.

Get over yourselves, it’s not for Late Princess Diana, the queen just wants a clear view so the chair had to be empty.

Have anyone spared a thought for how Camilla parker must feel?

The wedding literally brought Princess Diana back to life – Kissing Prince Charles, Princess Diana carrying Harry out of the hospital (with Prince Charles by her side), Princess Diana’s wedding dress- with Prince Charles.  Guys his present wife is seating by his side and she is not invisible.

She is actually the one that wrecked the marriage between Charles and Late Princess Diana. So all that documentary would make her feel a certain kind of way #awkward

At some point Bishop Curry’s Sermon got a bit too long… and a bit off

Am all for diversity so i totally loved how black the royal wedding turned out – (the Choir and the braids on Serena). But Bishop curry’s message got too long at some point, he was talking about love then suddenly switched to fire, he kept going and going … and going. Even I wanted to tie a duct tape around his mouth … Dude that does it

The Banished royal was in the house: Sarah Ferguson was invited, but did not seat with her family. She walked in alone

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Sarah Ferguson
The wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Pre-Ceremony, Windsor, Berkshire, UK – 19 May 2018

Just in case you don’t know the back story here is a headsup: Sarah was married to prince Andrew  the Queen of England’s third son who is also called the Duke of York- she was the Duchess of York,

She cheated on him with the gardener, was careless with her finances, when they finally,  divorced she manipulated the close relationship she still had with her husband to sell access to the press.

She is the mother of Princess Beatrice and Eugenie. She was not invited for Williams and Kate’s wedding but Harry being his own man invited her for his nuptials. She was not seating with her kids or members of the family, and she walked in alone

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